tisdag 12 maj 2009

Red hot piggys pussy/Bitch infection/Teen pussy fucker-XXX ways vol. 2 split


RHPP start this split off, they play some weird kind of worthlessly produced brutal shit. Again this is some kind of cybercrap and sounds like retards playing with instruments. I cant stand this sort of shit and since I am law I changed to Bitch infection. Porn is sampled and used like a teenager in Thailand, Bitch infection starts off with moaning females and then turns on the music. Drums and compared to RHPP a well arranged and sounding song. There exists something here that Is called difference, the instruments are all allowed to come through and they don’t sound as retarded as the albums first artist. Production is still a bit of a letdown. On to Teen pussy fuckers, production is still haunting this recording but as for the three bands these guys deliver the most interesting piece of porn-induced analraping brutality on here, there are variations in the instruments and vox. The songs are structured around several parts ranging from slow slamming grooves and breakdowns to blasting fucks.

Cumbeast-Human piñata


Brutal music is the main influence on this blog, this is brutal death in the mid-range of a scale going from excellent to shit-poor. There isn’t anything new added to the genre and I wouldn’t have cried buckets if I hadn’t heard this album, its good enough to have in my collection. The samples are actually hilarious at some parts and the first one made me laugh. The songtitles are as the lyrics what I and every fucked up brutal music fan have come to expect. Mutilation, sex, violence and deep guttural vox mixed with some mid frequency fucks. The riffs are pretty unremarkable but have some more groove to them than most other albums in the genre. As stated, a mid-level album.

Brutal nekkro sex-Teen lesbian fuck


Not only do this piece of shit recording have the worst production value in the history of retards using a mixer. Fuck this crap is extremely horrible and probably not meant for distribution at all. Some retard burping on the microphone that came attached to the kiddie synth that he is using for melodies. The drums are probably from the same piece of shit technological mishap. Worst kind of cybergorefucktard album. Kind of cool cover though, lame but cool.

Putrid Mastication-Butchered baby backyard digger


This slam-oriented outfit has created something brutal but non-inventing, this shit is generic slam death and not much else. Drums are obviously programmed and I have to say I don’t know why people still use shitty machines for this anymore. I mean there are lots of great samples and machines for that shit out there right now. As earlier stated this is generic and nothing really stands out, get it if you feel the need to own more slam death that you probably wouldn’t even fuck your girlfriend to.

Fleshbomb-At the first stage of perversion


Brutal fucking death metal! First thoughts are that this is one fucked up great record that I had missed I should put some razorwire up my ass for that. This isn’t just any kind of brutal shit either its actually well composed and expertly executed, first song and human skull kick-off Amputat orgasm starts off this album and let me tell you it slays. There are some samples spread across the album and they add to the atmosphere and fucked up feeling in my gut. High speed blasts with low frequency grunts and high pitched shrieks all consummating the unholy marriage created by the sick riffs and basslines groovier than grandmas hairless cunt. Buy this shit.

Cyanide ejaculation/Dicksuck-Nothing like butt sex double date split




This shit embody all that is wrong in the world of fucked up brutal music today, this is what happens when the people who rotted their brains to the trance Poison cover. I fucking hate shit like the crap Cyanide ejaculation has released here. Fucking cunteaters. The porno samples are the best bit and that says a lot. Dicksuck has some kind of worthless sound-effect that sounds like diarrhea shit hitting the bowl at highs speed, otherwise this is comedic high-speed grind with lots of distortion and adds nothing new to the genre.

fredag 1 maj 2009

Sperma-Porn, porn and more porn


So I got my hands on this release, a demo by Sperma a porngoregrind band, it´s actually pretty good I was clearly fucking surprised since most of these bands usually sound like shit for real. Here we have as always when porn is included in the title of a genre, lots of porn-samples. The vocals are roughly what I expected and sound like mouldy cuntfarts most of the time, for this kind of music that means awesome. The bad parts are mostly the guitars that are more reminiscent of black metal sounding shit than brutal crazy ass music this makes the record a bit boring at times. More shit like this will be appreciated any day though. So go check out Sperma right away and support these sick fucks as best you can.